"Well, I know this one time," said Butters, "Eric had me an' Token join a fake Christian rock band, but he was a real jerk about it, spendin' all our money, and then when he found out Christian rock bands don't get platinum albums, he...well, he rose up holy heck and made a lot of people pretty angry. Including God himself, I'd bet, and it sure got me made, too."

He supposed he could have also mentioned that Token had beaten Cartman up and so it was probably a good idea to strike while the iron was hot, but it didn't seem that important....