"Giant gerbils?"

Sam just shook his head and decided not to even ask. The story would be unbelievable but Butters' earnestness would make it so you couldn't not believe that it had actually happened.

"I wasn't serious about this being the apocalypse anyway. I think there'd be stuff on the news about volcanoes exploding and the mythical horsemen riding in or something like that. The rain's just getting annoying."