"I don't have a sword or anything to knight you or, in this case, make you a captain but yeah, I think you should be the captain," Sam decided, pleased that such a small thing could make Butters so happy. The kid deserved it.

"I know I wouldn't be a good captain so you should do it because you've got the experience. I'll just do my best to make sure our beds and stuff don't sink should things start flooding. That's what a good first make would do."